Japan for the Uninvited

Japan’s state-of-the-art lavatories are a far cry from the traditional holes in the floor (which, while being good for your back, are hardly fit to be used by animals).

Offering an unparallelled defecating experience, these toilets feature heated seats and computerized control panels for users’ every need.

Embarassing noises are tastefully masked by the recorded noise of running water.

Top-range models are also hygenic, providing automatic bidets and blow dry for the dirty bits. These can be extremely hazardous for foreigners trying to find the flush.

• Japan: Toilets
  
• ‘But Do They Flush?’ (ThePlumber.com)
  
• ‘Japanese Masters Get Closer to the Toilet Nirvana’
  

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