http://www.japanfortheuninvited.com/articles/pet-interpreter.html Japanese culture from a bemused foreign perspective Tue, 30 Aug 2011 04:41:51 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 http://www.japanfortheuninvited.com/articles/pet-interpreter.html/comment-page-1#comment-872 Queer Face Thu, 20 May 2010 04:39:20 +0000 http://www.japanfortheuninvited.com/articles/pet-interpreter.html#comment-872 Maybe if I decide I want to interpret my farts, then some jerkoff will create Fartlingual, to discover what my bowels really think about the massive alcohol consumption and burgers and when and where my ass decides to fart, and why I have gas and have to hold it in when I am sitting around with a girl waiting for her to suck my dick. Maybe the farts could tell me if I need to adjust my diet, or can give me psychic advice. God damn, Bowlingual and Meowlingual are the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard of. Whatever happened to body language and instinct, you dumb fuckers? I hope your pets die to go to a better place than here, with your stupid ass. Maybe if I decide I want to interpret my farts, then some jerkoff will create Fartlingual, to discover what my bowels really think about the massive alcohol consumption and burgers and when and where my ass decides to fart, and why I have gas and have to hold it in when I am sitting around with a girl waiting for her to suck my dick. Maybe the farts could tell me if I need to adjust my diet, or can give me psychic advice. God damn, Bowlingual and Meowlingual are the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard of. Whatever happened to body language and instinct, you dumb fuckers? I hope your pets die to go to a better place than here, with your stupid ass.

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