Jun 23, 2004
Bowlingual (Dog interpreter)
According to its creators, Bowlingual can interpret the barks, whines and yelps of over 80 breeds of dog.
Catlovers are not left out, as Meowlingual is also available.
It was voted Japan’s Best Invention of 2002.
Junichiro Koizumi (Japan’s Prime Minister) presented Vladimir Putin (Russia’s president) with two of the devices on an official visit in May 2003.
- Best Inventions 2002: Dog Translator (TIME.com)
- ‘Gadget puts words in dog’s mouth’ (New Scientist)
- Official Site (in English)
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Queer Face
Maybe if I decide I want to interpret my farts, then some jerkoff will create Fartlingual, to discover what my bowels really think about the massive alcohol consumption and burgers and when and where my ass decides to fart, and why I have gas and have to hold it in when I am sitting around with a girl waiting for her to suck my dick. Maybe the farts could tell me if I need to adjust my diet, or can give me psychic advice. God damn, Bowlingual and Meowlingual are the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard of. Whatever happened to body language and instinct, you dumb fuckers? I hope your pets die to go to a better place than here, with your stupid ass.
May 20th, 2010
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