Japan for the Uninvited

There are a number of fertility festivals in Japan, most of which feature the parading of a massive wooden cock.

One festival celebrates the slaying of a demon that lived in a woman’s vagina, castrating all of her lovers, until his teeth were destroyed with a steel dildo.

If all the excitement makes you hungry, penis-shaped candy and jelly labia are available.

• Festivals (Matsuri)
  List of festivals all over Japan, including some decidedly odd ones